is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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