She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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