Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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