Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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