HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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