I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You did what with his pubic hair?
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