Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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