I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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