Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
We left an ass print on the piano.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Randomize
