Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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