Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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