evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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