I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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