i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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