What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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