Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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