At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Randomize
