piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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