He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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