At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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