on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I want to be your penis for a week.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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