the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
you never un-have a 4some
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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