I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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