Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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