I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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