i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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