now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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