Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
well I can't set my house on fire every night
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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