I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
