Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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