Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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