Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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