I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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