I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I use my feet as sexual weapons
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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