we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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