Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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