But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
