D3 body, D1 cock
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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