But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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