yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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