so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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