i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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