I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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