I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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