So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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