it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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