i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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