i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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