so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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