i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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