He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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