I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
my poor anus
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Congratulations! We have a period
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