I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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