we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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