make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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